Brighten up your year with 365 days of jokes, thoughts and funny one-liners to read, email, tell or text to your friends. The feel-good book you’ll pick up again and again.

Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning the devil says ‘Oh no. She’s up!’

If you think nobody cares whether you are dead or alive try missing a few mortgage payments.

Adam and Eve were the happiest, and the luckiest, couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law!

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C’mere til I tell ya a good one boy is a hilarious book from cover to cover.